Monday, January 26, 2009

why am i not a hippo

it's a valid question. and i need answers. 

4 comments:

  1. your dad does not carry the hippo gene???
    Your mom didn't screw one?
    Just some thoughts...

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  2. Also because you do not fit the description of a very large herbivorous 4-toed chiefly aquatic mammal from sub-Saharan Africa with an extremely large head and mouth, bare and very thick grayish skin, and short legs.

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  3. parker, you shouldn't describe yourself like that on here.. it's degrading.

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